Monday, October 12, 2009

5 reasons why I hate Yamapi

Yep... as the title says so, I'm going to think of 5 reasons right now why I hate Yamapi.

Why?

It all started when I just had to click on Buzzer Beat on my bro's computer. Even though I swore and cursed everytime the basketball scenes were showing, I just had to go through hell. But the fire inside me grew even bigger during a conversation with Ayano.

Aarrrr says:
i've been watching Ninkyo Helper
あやの says:
oh i did not watch that
あやの says:
i watch Buzzer Beat
あやの says:
yamapi kakkoi!

*a few cursing minutes and swearing seconds later...*


I've decided to start a Yamapi bashing session to calm my nerves down.


No.1 : Yamapi Cant Act

To all Nihon no Dorama virgins, I suggest you to NEVER.. EVER... WHATSOEVER... ABSOLUTELY NEVER... EVEREVER... watch any of his dramas. Uh well.. except for Dragon Zakura cause it has Abe Hiroshi and Nagasawa Masami. Why? Cause the only good thing about his acting is acting stiff. Wtf? Replace him with a rock in Code Blue and you cant tell any difference.

Take 1




Take 2



Whats the fucken difference?



No.2 : Yamapi is a Girl



Spot the Difference
Hint: Looks like stone

Like seriously, Yamapi is the ultimate wish for Thais. Guys who don't need to do anything to look like a girl. Legend has it (ok I actually found out while googling him), he was asked by a guy to be his girlfriend.

Heck, can't blame that guy for not noticing, when the chick looks like Yamapi



No.3 : Yamapi Can't Sing


Wtf? I didn't even know he was singing until I googled him. But finding out he's from Johnny Entertainment, he definitely can't sing.

Okay so not much bashing on Yamapi on excuse no.3, tired of bashing someone for something he is not famous for



Now this is what he's famous for LOL



No.4 : Yamapi Can't Play Ball

Has anyone seen how he plays basketball in his latest drama by the name of Buzzer Beat (pffffffffttttttttt). The more he is being shown as a basketball player, the more sissy he gets. Seriously.



Wtf is with this jersey anyways. Are they fucken colourblind? This pink and black mix up is so bad, it is like wearing a swimsuit and running around shooting paintball. My least favourite jersey hanging up in my cupboard could easily beat that.





This show is historic for featuring the first lesbian love triangle on Japanese prime time.



I know I said not to watch his dramas EVER, but Buzzer Beat is like a car accident. There's nothing nice to see, I knew it was going to be horrible but I just had to slow down my car and have a look. - Hamsapsukebe



No.5 : Yamapi Looks Like My Friend


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hah, love this! Even though I'm a NEWS fan and have watched quite a few Yamapi dramas, I'm not a crazed fangirl (yet...) Well done on the female Yamapi pictures. And the fact that Pi looks like your friend - priceless.

Anonymous said...

lololol, just come across this post randomly xDD

To summarize this post : yamapi = a girl (?) stone that obviously can't act and can't sing. nothing new there~~ i read another thing worst^^;

But the fact still remain the same, he is there to stay <3 and i still know a bunch of people who genuinely enjoy watching him on TV. Each to their own ^____^

PS : Your friends should sign up as Pi's double for a drama/movie. He can be Pi's character from back view angle or for the far range camera shoot, coz i can see the similarity at that point only XDD And, i love all Pi's picture u post up there including the lesbian trio pic, lol.

blah~ said...

U BITCH !!!! FUCK U !!!! YAMAPI IS THE BEST !!! IM NOT NIDHAL MOHAMED IM HIS BROTHER NOW SO U SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP OR IMMA PUT MY DICK IN UR MOM'S VAGINA AND IMMA FINGER FUCK HER !!! STFU BITCH !!!!!

Anonymous said...

stop saying such things ,yamapi is the best
he ia a talent singer abd actor
if he was like what you called him sotne so why millions of people love him
I am Arabian fan and yamapi has got thousands of Arabian fans to love and suppotr him also from all countries around the world so he is an international star

Anonymous said...

i bet you're thinking real hard to find this 5 reasons and yet all those reasons are nonsense. are you really thinking???
who are you to judge his acting? he has lots of drama and how much of drama you've starred in? please count for yourself.
if you don't like his face, don't ever take a look at him. easy right?
well, as if you're so good in singing. how much album or single you've released?
he can play. that's why he's there.
and he has nothing similar to your friend. yamapi is far away better. please bear that on your mind!!
the one thing that shocked me is you put a real effort to googling him for this useless bashing entry. what a nonsense!!!

Anonymous said...

how dare you say those things to our beloved yamapi! words aren't enough to describe how admirable he is! I'm a fan from the philippines so if you don't have anything good to say about yamapi then shut the hell up!

Anonymous said...

Hey you stupid shut your dustbin up

Fact 1, who are you?How's your acting? As a tree?Or a dustbin?
Fact 2, if you are so good at singing dun just stay at your rubbish dump and posting stupid posts,come out and show the fans you are so so so good
Fact 3, he is handsome and even prettier than girls-thats the fact. What do you mean by like a guy? Like a gorilla with thick hair covered?Or like a dustbin like you?
Fact 4, He is a actor not a ball player. Are you better than he? Stop talking that nonsense before you enter the NBA.
Fact 5, yamapi is far away better than your friend.(his pity to be a friend of you)

If you don't like him just stop looking at him.Isn't stupid for you to google about the person you doesn't like and post it on to the public places and let his fans to shot you into tomato sauce.Wait till you become a more famous international star than him before you let out some more rubbish posts.

Noir said...

omg! R u like... Hate yamapi for real? Coz for some reason this seem like some kind of admiration. Aren't by saying he's pretty mean u admit dat he is gud looking? Aren't by googling on him mean u r interested on him? N u actually watch most of his drama ne? Coz da way u wrote this seem like dat. Nway, i'm sorry dat pi is prettier than u. N i'm sorry dat u hav to watch his stiff acting when u can actually avoid doing it. N bout his singing, he might not be the singer who was born wif talent, but da fact dat he is now a good singer mean he really had tried his hardest. I will not tolarete wif people who underestimate effort! Btw, i got a feeling dat u actually trolling... reason this seem like some kind of admiration. Aren't by saying he's pretty mean u admit dat he is gud looking? Aren't by googling on him mean u r interested on him? N u actually watch most of his drama ne? Coz da way u wrote this seem like dat. Nway, i'm sorry dat pi is prettier than u. N i'm sorry dat u hav to watch his stiff acting when u can actually avoid doing it. N bout his singing, he might not be the singer who was born wif talent, but da fact dat he is now a good singer mean he really had tried his hardest. I will not tolarete wif people who underestimate effort! Btw, i got a feeling dat u actually trolling...

Anonymous said...

Fuck you !!! How there you say that ! You saying that makes him more popular !
Tssk ! Just wasting my time here saying thing to you

HATERS GONNA HATE THEMSELVES EVEN MORE ./.

Yamapi's fan said...

I like tomohisa anyway... I didn't think his singing is extremely good, but it's not bad, well better than me and he is cute, while acting and singing. There are fucking lots of actor who look like girl or prettier than girl and I think that kinda cute... Maybe I just have a thing for cute/beautiful boys... BTW Yamapi is way more handsome than your friend!

Anonymous said...

First of all, he was supposed to act like that in Code Blue if you haven't noticed so fon't go saying that, second, he CAN act and CAN sing! And he looks NOTHING like ur friend, you're the blind onr here. And last, yes he used to look a bit like a girl when he was young, BUT THAT WAS AGES AGO!! And even if he can't play basketball tht good, i bet u're not as good as him, since you keep saying those stuff about him that i KNOW u won't dare to say them in his face. YAMASHITA TOMOHISA IS BY FAR BETTER THAN YOU!!

Anonymous said...

する & # 039 ことができます。 t ちょうど彼 & # 039 ことができると言ったのですが歌うか、または & # 039 ことができます。 t act I を & # 039 ができないことを賭ける ; t をシャットダウンできるようにするかどちらかであっても、日本人ではありません # 039 を築けなかったので頼むと、 t が実際にどのように彼は行為というものを考える前にについての何でも知っている

Anonymous said...

Hey !
I read all your post and i have to say that i just feel some hate on your words, you can hate him as long as u want but he doesn't even know you exist so it's a waste of time don't you think?
I'm a fan of him since i see Nobuta Wo Produce then it became an addiction, i mean in this drama he don't play Akira he is Akira ! And in Buzzer Beat i cry so hard because i really love the story, his acting and all.
I see some of his lives concert and i can guarantee you that, yes, he can sing, and the japanese public really do love him.
Even though he look like a girl it doesn't matter cause he is good-looking and that's all.So who cares ?
And sorry but your friend doesn't look like him, maybe you have to wear glasses.

Sorry if my english is bad i'm from france :)

PS: he already have a public in Corea, the corean public already love him on his first appearance, can you make better ?

YAMAPI THE BEST !!