Yep... as the title says so, I'm going to think of 5 reasons right now why I hate Yamapi.
Why?
It all started when I just had to click on Buzzer Beat on my bro's computer. Even though I swore and cursed everytime the basketball scenes were showing, I just had to go through hell. But the fire inside me grew even bigger during a conversation with Ayano.
Aarrrr says:
i've been watching Ninkyo Helper
あやの says:
oh i did not watch that
あやの says:
i watch Buzzer Beat
あやの says:
yamapi kakkoi!
*a few cursing minutes and swearing seconds later...*
I've decided to start a Yamapi bashing session to calm my nerves down.
No.1 : Yamapi Cant Act
To all Nihon no Dorama virgins, I suggest you to NEVER.. EVER... WHATSOEVER... ABSOLUTELY NEVER... EVEREVER... watch any of his dramas. Uh well.. except for Dragon Zakura cause it has Abe Hiroshi and Nagasawa Masami. Why? Cause the only good thing about his acting is acting stiff. Wtf? Replace him with a rock in Code Blue and you cant tell any difference.
Take 1

Take 2

Whats the fucken difference?
No.2 : Yamapi is a Girl

Spot the Difference
Hint: Looks like stone
Like seriously, Yamapi is the ultimate wish for Thais. Guys who don't need to do anything to look like a girl. Legend has it (ok I actually found out while googling him), he was asked by a guy to be his girlfriend.
Heck, can't blame that guy for not noticing, when the chick looks like Yamapi
No.3 : Yamapi Can't Sing
Wtf? I didn't even know he was singing until I googled him. But finding out he's from Johnny Entertainment, he definitely can't sing.
Okay so not much bashing on Yamapi on excuse no.3, tired of bashing someone for something he is not famous for

Now this is what he's famous for LOL
No.4 : Yamapi Can't Play Ball
Has anyone seen how he plays basketball in his latest drama by the name of Buzzer Beat (pffffffffttttttttt). The more he is being shown as a basketball player, the more sissy he gets. Seriously.

Wtf is with this jersey anyways. Are they fucken colourblind? This pink and black mix up is so bad, it is like wearing a swimsuit and running around shooting paintball. My least favourite jersey hanging up in my cupboard could easily beat that.

This show is historic for featuring the first lesbian love triangle on Japanese prime time.
I know I said not to watch his dramas EVER, but Buzzer Beat is like a car accident. There's nothing nice to see, I knew it was going to be horrible but I just had to slow down my car and have a look. -
HamsapsukebeNo.5 : Yamapi Looks Like My Friend